THE NICATOUS LAKE LODGE AND CABINS FOR SALE NEAR BURLINGTON, MAINE
The Nicatous Lake Lodge and Cabins are for SALE. A mere $899,000.00 puts you on the cusp of excellent fishing, wild life viewing opportunities, swimming, and a venue for weddings and the chance to own a resort that has been in business since the depression, not to mention the potential to rent it out to a movie company to film a horror film there.....Just in front of the lodge you can sit and relax and imagine some sort of monster making a visit and terrorizing the hell out you and your wonderful family. That's what monsters are for! Just love the whole remote cabins on the lake, deep in the forest theme to this place, not to mention how old it all looks. Now let's look at the inside of the Lodge and some of the cabins. Now this is like the grand lobby in the main building where people gather in a horror film to introduce their character and personality to the audience before they are chopped up and killed by some masked, axe wielding psychopath with a lust to kill. Now I prefer monsters so Maine is famous for three local mythical monsters.
1: The Tote Road Shagamaw which was a creature that was half bear and half moose which could walk a quarter mile on its front legs and then another quarter mile on its back legs. The loggers who talked about this creature had consumed a lot of alcohol but they did emphatically state the creature would have a hard time finding an appropriate outfit at Walmart...
2: The Billdad, Lumberjacks supposedly believed, however, that if you heard something surfacing from beneath the water, it was almost certainly a Billdad. Yet another odd-looking animal, it’s about the size of a beaver, but looks more like a kangaroo with webbed feet and a hawk’s bill. According to “Fearsome Creatures,” it fishes from a perch on a rock, diving into the water for a fish to bring to the surface and stun with its tail. It can supposedly hop a whopping 60 yards in one bound, which is more than three times the length a kangaroo can jump.
According to legend, a Billdad was killed on Boundary Pond and brought to a logging camp, where a cook made a slumgullion stew from it. The only person brave enough to eat it was a man named Bill Murphy from Ambajejus, who took one taste, bolted from the camp, hopped 50 yards into a nearby lake — much like the billdad itself — and drowned.
3: By far the most fearsome of the three Maine beasts in the book, the Agropelter is not to be trifled with. Found in most of the northern woods of North America, this wiry, long-limbed creature looks more like an ape or monkey, with muscular, whip-like front arms that it uses to tear limbs from trees and hurl them at prey, or at unsuspecting loggers. It’s renowned for its incredible aim, and ability to bonk lumberjacks directly on the noggin — sometimes resulting in a goose egg, and sometimes resulting in death. According to legend, the Agropelter eats only owls and woodpeckers. I would probably just go with the most fearsome creature of all, the human being, and if you and your family are on a "got to get away vacation" then there is nothing more frightening and scary then a visit from the "Hey Vern Guy".
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