The Bear Bottom Resort is for sale on Lake of the Ozarks for $6.000,000 bucks.

 The Bear Bottom Resort is for sale for $6,000,000.00. Located on Lake of the Ozarks, it has existed for over 63 years I read. It features two half pipe style water slides that spill into a swimming pool. 

A big attraction for the resort. It is simply not good enough. The new owner needs to install a third water slide. One called "The Black Hole" like the one featured at Downata Hot Springs located in Downey, Idaho called "The Black Hole" 

The "Black Hole" is so cathartic because it fools you into thinking you are free falling to your death but as you can see, it is just like a mind mirage. Everything turns out fine but it is certainly a rush. My first time ever going down and also the last time because I have never been back and there is not a whole lot of water slides in Idaho. I was kind of depressed that day I remember and then going down the "Black Hole" was a "phoenix" like moment and I was reborn from free falling into a dark abyss. Highly recommend the new owners install this slide. A perfect anti-depressant. The resort offers RV camping

, regular camping, they have cabins that sound like they are in dire need of repair 

reading the Trip Advisor reviews and a restaurant/bar. 

They also have motor boat docking and motor boat fuel gas station 

Now watching the tv show OZARK you get a definite impression of what it might be like here but this is a proven resort with 63 years of experience so reality is better then a tv show. Another suggestion for the resort is to have a MISS BEAR BOTTOM BEAUTY CONTEST because the other resorts have these drunken bikini contests which might appeal to drunken spring breakers but every young woman worth her salt in Missouri wants the title of MISS BEAR BOTTOM on their resume......Anyhow, this can all be yours if you are loaded and have 6 million dollars.